One of life’s gentlemen, Sam’s the type who’ll pick you and dust you down after he’s given you a right royal raking, and if you were on the ground so much the better. A steady diet of booze and kebabs have added to his manly physique, but have sadly eroded the elusive mystique so attractive to the opposite sex. These days he’s more likely to be found cuddling Greg on an inflatable mattress somewhere in a field in Holland than the beautiful creatures he simply calls “lay-deez”.

Silky skilled fly half or centre Steve has a rugby brain the size of a planet, in fact he knows more about rugby than Danny does about hallucinogenic substances.  The most successful coach in Folkestone rugby club history Steve played national league rugby for Havant and represented the Army and combined services (including several Twickenham appearances ) before becoming unlucky enough to be sent by the army to Shorncliffe and forced  to explain what training twice a week meant to a bunch of mildly alcoholic  underachievers at Folkestone (most of whom now grace the exalted halls of the Stella brotherhood) Steve vainly attempted to improve Danny's pass and Hawkens disciplinary record but had to settle for record breaking back to back promotions with Folkestone . Rather. like his army buddy Stocksy, Steve's  love of wine and cigars  ensures that he is a popular 'hand' although he should be avoided if you see him with a bag of rugby balls and a set of cones.

Jaffa - a grin, a spoon, a shot of vodka, a legend.  Probably the most evil Jaffa in the world and seemingly indestructible,  Jaffa's playing career didn't really take off until the late nineties.  Prior to that he spent 15 years shoulder barging anything that moved and complaining about his ankle. Famous for charging prop forwards from his own side £10 to talk to him after the game about the dark arts of back row rugby, inlcuding his rendition of the now legendary "Straueli" backrow move which left him with torn ankle ligaments, his fellow
flanker concussed and the number eight in Peristent Vegetative State.