Self-deprecating as only an Australian can be, Whitey regularly sports low-key white boots to enable his prodigious kicking and wears a Canterbury sports corset for his prodigious gut. He can be guaranteed to turn any minor fun into a full-blown league system with round-robin knockout. His credentials in "attack" don't end there, being bestowed with the middle name of Churchill, as in the British wartime Prime Minister. After sniffing round like a dog on heat for the past three years, his dream has finally come true and he's the 2006 Stella Hands captain. His favourite drink is the Ladyboy.

Folkestone’s very own martini man, Pete’s Stella Hand cap came more for his work ratio off the pitch than on it, although that still isn’t bad for a man of his advancing years.